Is an aspiring writer
He knows that mouse
Bungie jumped from a hot air balloon
Chose to suck instead of run
CJ Morgan was once his protégé
Invested in his best friends shitty business idea
Still has these headphones
He is very flexible
Friends with Rick Perry
His Wife is Hot
He was in a movie with Jack Black
Dale hates Carnival Cruise Lines
Made a beautiful bride in the Statesman