CHUY’S TOXIC TUESDAY
How Should We Raise Our Sons… As Lambs Or Lions?
It was one of the most thought provoking topics in weeks! How should we raise our boys? Chuy asked the toxic question, Matt took the lead, and Bob sat quietly on his hands as he is mostly done parenting. Anyway, why worry? It’s gonna do what it’s gonna do! That’s what therapy is for, after all! Listen to the spirited discussion below and then make up your own mind!
Steve Miller Band Contest #2
Should It Really Be This Hard To Give Away (Anything?)
Why do so many Mornings with Matt and Bob contests fly off the rails? Maybe it’s because the boys wait to write them in the commercial break before! Just kidding! Not kidding! This contest is no exception! Sometimes it feels like they are NEVER going to get a winner. Listen to the uncomfortable hilarity right under the word hilarity.
Exclusive Interview!
Bob’s Losing Streak Ended Today!
Kreps, Kicks, Wheels, Tires, Skates, Sneeks, Buster Browns… there are lots of names for the athletic shoe. Bob and Chuy have been in the sneakerhead game for several weeks now. Then this good news arrives! The Bobfather has finally scored on the Nike SNKR app! What do you think? Leave your comments below. While you are there, check out our exclusive interview with Mr. Rock and Roll News himself!
KLBJ-FM: Congrats on getting your new sneakers!
Bob: Kreps. They’re not here yet. I don’t even have a tracking number.
KLBJ-FM: No. I mean congrats on winning the opportunity to purchase those Jordans.
Bob: Hmmm… Is this going to take long?
KLBJ-FM No, I just have a few questions.
Bob: (Looking at watch) Shoot.
KLBJ-FM: You and Chuy have really been stepping up your shoe game of late.
Bob: I guess. Though, I don’t know how you can legitimately lump us into the same category. I mean, I just bought a pair of Air Jordan 1 Retro High OG Utility ‘Quai 54’ 2022 that have side pockets and rear stash bags. So, clearly, there are winners and there are losers in this game. Do you understand what I’m laying out here?
KLBJ-FM: That you are better than Chuy because your shoes have fanny packs on the back?
Bob: Stash bags.
KLBJ-FM: That’s unusual.
Bob: Your mom is unusual. (Looking at watch for 2nd time) Ahh… what exactly is it you do here?
KLBJ-FM: I’m the station interviewer.
Bob: I don’t want to hear anyone complain about budgets around here ever again. I gotta split… I’ve got Rock and Roll News to cover! Your salary isn’t going to pay itself!
KLBJ-FM: I’m looking forward to seeing the new wheels around here.
Bob: Kreps. Nah, man, ain’t never gonna happen! You don’t wear these OG classics to the shop. They’re for taking your special lady to Chili’s or somethin’ like that. You should get the app.
KLBJ-FM: Thanks for your time. Have you seen Todd?
Bob: Try the vending machines.
A Mornings with Matt and Bob Human Interest Story
Little Austin Boy Tries Ice Cream For The First Time (And The Internet Goes Bonkers)
Sometimes, overstaying your welcome at a friend’s house party can pay big dividends! It sure did for this little Austin, Texas lad on Sunday afternoon! Little Chuy told his friends, “This is the best lick of my life! No fooling’!” The internet just went “awwwwwwww!”
Mornings with Matt and Bob (powered by Little Chuy) airs proudly weekdays on 93.7 KLBJ-FM!
