Local Radio DJ Goes FULL Douche for 2021.
What else is there to do these days? Apparently, a local radio personality thinks embracing ALL the trends of 2021 simultaneously will help his ratings. So far, he’s nailed the mullet and monkey tail beard. To his credit, he was way ahead of the mullet curve. It was out of early pandemic necessity. He didn’t shave or get a hair cut for pert near 9 months. Then a beautiful mullet was born. He documented his journey from Mullet Cocoon to Mullet for all to appreciate. I get it. Whatever. Cute story. That’s where the doucheness should have ended.
Then, one of his friends sent him a link to an article stating the Monkey Tail Beard was all the rage. So, the dumbass of course had to set straight to growing one. Does he play professional baseball? No. Is he a “comedian”? No. THEN WHAT BUSINESS DOES HE HAVE GROWING ONE OF THESE FACE MONSTROSITIES?!? He has no business doing so, that’s the answer. And how in the hell could this help his ratings on the airwaves?
This local radio DJ is thinking about adding clichés to his to-do list along with “trends”.
Nothing is sacred when it comes to attempting to quadruple his listenership. His next move might be opening an AUSTIN TACO truck in San Antonio. Getting a face tattoo of his face. Selling vacuums in oklahoma. Investing in some newfangled reddit crypto stock. He claims he has no plans to stop trying, “whatever it takes to get all the ratings… all of them.” When asked what plans he has to actually do something creative ON the radio waves, he abruptly ended the interview. He seems like the type of guy who has gone corona crazy and hangs out with stuffies. Oh wait, he posted about that as well.
Tune in 10a-3p weekdays on 93-7 KLBJ to find out.
I’m sure he’ll just be talking about his dumbass mullet and that gawd awful monkey tail beard. Good luck with all that helping with your ratings, guy. One thing’s for sure… this Local Radio DJ has Gone FULL Douche for 2021. He does do that FRIDAYLUJAH thing on Fridays at 1pm. That’s kinda cool, I guess.
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